Skelebone

“You have a ‘bone to pick with me’, hero? Yes, very clever. That one never gets old. Grrrr…”

Skelebones just can’t get any rest. Scavengers dig them up, mad scientists animate them, and they’re constantly subjected to the worst humor regarding calcium intake, empty heads, and poor dentistry. It’s almost as if the heroes can’t resist, and it’s no wonder Skelebones are always so angry. By way of compensation, they prey on adventurers to secure as much clothing, armor, and weapons as their bony frames can carry. As troops, they’re the ironic ‘brains’ of the foot soldiers, since zombies can’t be relied upon to do more than shuffle towards the enemy.